Mustard Consulting

Recently, I did some consulting work for AYSI. Reagan Mustard hooked it up like surround sound. In order to appear more professional, I sent her an invoice with instructions to bill to Mustard Consulting. This seemed logical to me.

1. My name is Mustard.
2. I'm doing Consulting.
   
3. Give me cash money.

Rex Mustard pointed out, in his "Why don't you use your brain more?" style, that my bank wouldn't cash a check for me, Ryan Mustard, that was made out to Mustard Consulting. Touché Rex. This point contradicts corralary 3 above and thus was a serious problem.

There is also the related case of one Time Warner Cable trying to refund some overpayment to my brother Brian Mustard. Hopefully I can convince Time Warner to transfer Brian's assets to my account since I will be taking his place in reality. Otherwise I might have to go back to the Travis County Clerk's Office.

This morning, after a semi-legal consultation with the receptionist about wether my business would be most aptly characterized as a "Proprietership" or a "Sole Practitioner," I paid 16 dollars and was granted a Doing Business As license for Mustard Consulting. Cash Money here I come. Seriousely... Since I billed 30 dollars for the consulting work at AYSI, Mustard Consulting is already profitable.