A Shot in the Dark

If I was every going to write a "Shot in the Dark" ad it would go something like this.

You, Zen customer service ninja, golden strands of blond dangling out of your cap, tan surfer girl face laid back cali voice taking my order. My house burned down, you're moving out too. Let's bitch about moving over Kiren and sushi.

In reality I would never write such an ad. The whole point of a "Shot in the Dark" is to meet someone who you have no way of getting in touch with. In this case, said female is an employee of Zen and I have seen her there many times. If I wasn't such a spineless coward I would have asked her out when I was there yesterday.

I think she was flirting with me too because I ordered a Habachi bowl with salmon instead of steak and she gave me steak plus salmon. I had my doubts at first, but it turned out to be really good.

P.S. In case you're puzzling over the picture, pry open your perspective a little and peruse the practically pre-eminent parcel of the Pink Panther program.